This is a zine, on ‘the forgotten art of a morning stretch,’ is an work of artistic satire. It is created to be observed and visually experienced, however it does not serve as a vessel for information learning. However, that is how it may present, a ‘how to guide’ of sorts. ChatGPT was used to produce the information on best practice and benefits of the morning stretch practice; a satire on artificial intelligence giving us ‘advice’ on how we should be moving our body, presented from the perspective of its own lived experience.